LONDON FASHION WEEK REPORT: TOPSHOP
Highs included walking past Anna Wintour TWICE and affirming that, given her height, I would win in a fight.
Lows included accidentally making eye contact with Philip Green and now having a perpetual stomach ache. I also watched Nicola Roberts being introduced to Azealia Banks in possibly the most stilted and awkward conversation I’ve witnessed since I got caught swapping plate colors at Yo Sushi. I also overheard this: “Oh my god… That fucking girl looks so. Fucking. Hot. Like a hot iceberg! Let’s street-style her! How does my camera work?”
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